fuck you, I'm a wizard
My name is Alexa. I like cats a lot.
Sometimes I can be kind of funny but mostly I just talk about cats and cry
I recently came back to tumblr so bear with me through any weird shit.
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Post reblogged from fuck, I am hilarious.
when your green shell hits someone in mario kart
when you hit yourself with your own green shell in mario kart
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Post reblogged from •♥•Memewhore•♥•
other girls flirting:
me flirting:
maybe youre not getting dates because you put fuckin waffles on your tits you freaky bitches
Pretty sure that was the point of the joke, Captain Obvious. =P
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I don’t like looking people in the eyes while I walk around town because they might challenge me to a Pokemon battle and I just don’t have time for that.
(Source: ameriqueen)
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Audio post reblogged from Hilariously Offensive
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girls in movies who wear their bras to sleep
girls in movies who wear full makeup to sleep
girls in movies who wake up with full make up on
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Post reblogged from Hilariously Offensive
I don’t know if i wanna know that secretDICK TOO BOMB
FUCK
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Post reblogged from my name is not kayla
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Post reblogged from my name is not kayla
i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom
(Source: egoidy80adgy)
